Overprotective Ass Whipping

Marie is good people. And her boyfriend Carlo?...yeah he's cool too. But Papa? Well let's just call him old-school. Which, in this case, is code for raging jerkoff. He doesn't approve of Marie's choice of male companion in spite of his college degree, successful online business ventures, and consistent sfogliatele donations whenever he stops by. We think Papa might have an impacted wisdom tooth or perhaps an undisclosed case of gout. Because that motherfucker is GRUMPY. He kicks Carlo out of the house in his boxer briefs with no regard for the high UV index, and then reiterates his ridiculous philosophy about Carlo's presence in his home. Then he doubles down on the dickhead antics and insists on driving the point home by taking his belt off and making 25 year old Marie pull her panties down for a bare bottom belt spanking right there where he had just been stomping the daylights out of her beloved. Yep, he was serious. Whipped her ass like she stole something and sent her to her room. Well that was the last straw. Carlo pulls up outside, hopefully wearing pants, and Marie hops in and they spirit away to Carlo's bachelor pad. After he invites her to join him on the next plateau of their relationship as shacked up lovers, he tries to kiss the pain away, and then promises to be a good hubby and always bring home the groceries. And he illustrates his intentions by EATING the groceries right then and there. My man.