Sir! Ive wet my knickers!

It is my turn for school knickers inspection and you can tell straight away by my nervous excuses and prevarication that I have something to hide. When asked to assume the inspection position the reason becomes eminently clear; I have wet my knickers! I am mortified but you have me hold the position for quite a while, chiding me for letting this happen. You have me remove the offending knickers and hold them out, to humiliate me further before announcing my punishment. I am to leave my knickers in the inspection room and go and write lines in detention. In the other room, without any knickers, I must sit at the desk and write 'I am a naughty girl and I am far too old to wet my knickers' over and over again. To add to my humiliation further I must say each word of each line out loud. I have never been so shamed!