Spanked For Suspended License

Ever since The Nets left Jersey, Papi has been a cranky bastard. Any miniscule issue that could have once been slid past him, overlooked as just a little bump in the road, is now attacked headlong like putting out a fire. Julissa is fuckin' MAD. Her sis Angelica took her car for the day while she was having her eyebrows threaded at the beauty and hair convention. Main issue: suspended license. Secondary issue: not her car. Third issue: smoking and leaving ashes in the cup holder. Julissa brings her case before the court of Papi opinion, and the verdict is a leather belt is to be firmly applied to Angelicas bare ass for no less than one hundred thousand lashes. Or like twenty or so at least. Enough to have her looking up apartment listings on Trulia. Then she goes to work at the hospital and, much to her chagrin, finds out that's it's B12 shot day for the staff (can't be out here catching The Bird Flu)... and those shots are expressly intended for the butt cheek! Uh oh!....somebody's gonna see that you got spanked Angelica. And the head doctor ends up seeing just that. Lucky him.